I finally got around to watching Silver Bullet. I know, I know, it’s about time right. In the mean time I’ve been plugging away at reading and actually finished Thinner as well as watched the movie.
So let’s jump right in. Shall we?
Silver Bullet (1985)
I was not expecting much from this movie. This is actually one of the reasons why it took me so long to watch it. But, I was pleasantly surprised. That is, I didn’t hate the movie. It’s not something I’ll probably ever watch again, but it wasn’t torturous to watch or anything like that.
The movie was just about what you would expect form an 80s werewolf movie. Semi-decent acting, cheesy looking werewolf costume (fun fact, they actually started filming the movie before they had a complete costume), and a very “dated” feel to the movie.
As far as comparisons to the book go, they followed the story mostly well, but made a few changes for the sake of pacing. The book takes place over the course of 12 months (January to December), with the werewolf attacking once a month (you know, full moon time and all). The movie started near the end of the school year and ended on Halloween, so a much shorter time frame. They also didn’t make it very clear the amount of time between each attack, but it seemed more frequent than once a month. I do believe at one point the characters theorized that the werewolf was always the werewolf, he just got more powerful at full moon time. I’m not completely up to date on my “werewolf lore” so I’m not sure if this is common or not.
The only other major change was that they made the uncle (played by Gary Busey) a much larger character than he was in the book. While he played a big part in the book, he wasn’t really around much (that I recall), but of course, when you’re casting Gary Busey, you want to give him as much screen time as possible. Not that Busey is like a big star or anything, but he was probably one of the main draws for the movie at the time (not that he’d pull in a huge crowd now or anything, he did go a little crazy). Actually, I don’t even know if he was a big draw back then either, I’m just theorizing.
The title of the movie, besides the obvious reference to the method of killing a werewolf, is also the nickname given to the motorized wheelchair that Marty (the main character) rides around in. Something he didn’t have in the book.
All in all, the movie was decent, but not one I’m going to probably ever watch again. But, if you’ve never watched it and you are a fan of werewolves, you should probably check it out.
And that brings me to Thinner.
I should probably give you a brief summary of what Thinner is about, just so you know. This would be the part of the blog where you’d stop reading if you are concerned about spoilers 🙂
Thinner tells the story of William (Billy) Halleck, an overweight attorney, and his encounter with some gypsies who pass through his town. After winning a huge case, Billy and his wife are on their way home from celebrating when Billy’s wife decides to do a little “inappropriate celebrating” in the car. Billy, distracted by this, doesn’t see an old gypsy woman run out in front of his car and runs her over, killing her. But, being an attorney has its perks, and the judge and local sheriff help him get off scot-free. This doesn’t sit well with the old woman’s father, who takes justice into his own hands and places a curse on Billy. And what better curse is there for someone who is morbidly overweight? The curse of getting thinner…. And thinner…. And thinner…. Billy starts losing weight at a rate of 2-3 pounds per day, regardless of how much he eats. Well, not exactly regardless, the one day he skipped lunch he lost 6 pounds instead of 3. And the rest of the book follows Billy as he tries to get the gypsy to take the curse off of him.
Thinner is the “last” of the Bachman Books. That is, it was the last book published by Stephen King under the pseudonym Richard Bachman before he was found out. I say “last” because King thought of Bachman as “dead” after he was discovered (the cause of death being cancer of the pseudonym) but still eventually published 2 other books (to date) under Bachman’s name “posthumously”. It was also Thinner that lead to King being discovered as Bachman. This is sort of ironic because while it was the “last” Bachman book, it was also the “first”. That is, the four previously published Bachman books were all books that King had written at some point and then decided to publish under the pseudonym. However, Thinner, was the first book that King sat down and purposefully wrote “as” Bachman. It was also the first book that was published under Bachman’s name in hardcover format (it even included a bogus picture of “Richard Bachman”). Shortly after it was published, the discovery was made. It was made so soon after, that when it was published in paperback it was released under King’s name. All the previous Bachman books when republished now will say “Stephen King writing as Richard Bachman”, (even the posthumous ones). But not Thinner, it just says “Stephen King” on the cover.
Fun fact: At one point in the book, one of the characters says that what is happening to Billy is “like something out of a Stephen King novel”. This was included to try and distance King from the Bachman name, because people were starting to get suspicious. Clearly it didn’t work very well.
One other thing I enjoyed about this book was noting the datedness of some of the details. The story itself isn’t dated, but at one point Billy goes to McDonalds and orders 3 Big Macs, 2 large fries, a coffee milkshake, a cherry pie, and some cookies and the whole order comes to a total of $6.90. I wish you could get the much food at McDonalds today for that price 🙂
I really enjoyed this book. It’s a little crazy, and a little out there, and doesn’t really have any depth to it. But it’s fun. If you haven’t read it before, you should definitely check it out.
And now the movie.
Thinner (1996)
For all the good things to say about the book (fun, crazy, out there) there are……… not as many bad things to say. That’s a good thing, right? Well maybe not.
The movie wasn’t horrible by any means, and I enjoyed watching it more than Silver Bullet, but not by much. And I certainly wouldn’t watch it again. It felt very much like a made for TV movie. Which I think is actually a step down from “B grade” movies. With a “B grade” movie, you know the movie is going to be bad, and so do the people making it, and that’s the fun. With a made for TV movie, somehow the people making it think it will be good, and it just comes across as if everyone is trying too hard. And that’s what this felt like…. The only problem was it wasn’t a made for TV movie. You can forgive the made for TV actors for trying too hard because, well, it’s just made for TV. But in a real, full swing production, movie, you expect better (unless you know going in that it’s a “B grade” movie).
The biggest problem with this movie is the premise…. In that, you’ve got to have an actor go from 250+ pounds at the beginning to 120 some pounds at the end. And since they didn’t get Christian Bale as the main character, that means they had to use a fat suit. (Side note: if you haven’t seen The Machinist, you should go check it out and see just how dedicated Mr. Bale is to his craft.) And the fat suit was not very well done and was quite obviously a fat suit.
The acting was also either lackluster, or over the top. Whereas Billy seemed almost comical at times, I found myself bored by the gypsy and not intrigued at all.
As far as the story goes, they followed it pretty much to the letter. The few details that were changed were really pretty insignificant, until the end. Again, this is where spoilers are going to come in…. In order to have the curse lifted (because Billy eventually gets the gypsy to give in though some very unscrupulous means) he has to “put it into a pie” (i.e., cut his hand open and bleed into the pie) and then have someone else eat the pie. Since the pie is now cursed, anyone who eats it will die. Billy’s plan is to have his wife eat it (in the book it’s because he blames her for the accident, she doesn’t believe him about the curse, and she tries to have him committed to a mental hospital; in the movie it’s because he thinks she’s having an affair). In the book, Billy comes home and gives the pie to his wife and goes to bed expecting his wife to eat it. But, his daughter (who he thought was spending the night at a friend’s house) comes home unexpectedly. Billy wakes up to find two plates in the sink. Figuring out that his daughter came home and shared a piece of pie with her mom, Billy sits down and eats a slice himself.
Pretty bleak (which, to be honest, I like).
In the movie, Billy comes home and gives the pie to his wife and then goes to bed. Again, the daughter is supposed to be at a friend’s house. When Billy wakes up, he finds his wife dead in bed next to him. He goes downstairs and sees two plates in the sink. Then his daughter comes in and says she came home early and had some pie for breakfast, then leaves. Billy, knowing what will happen to her, starts to take a bite of the pie, but the doorbell interrupts him. He answers it and finds the man he thought his wife was having an affair with, his doctor. The doctor is surprised to see Billy (and just what is he doing there if he doesn’t know Billy is home) and Billy invites him in for…… some pie.
This ending, while bleak (the daughter we know is going to die) paints more of a victory for Billy as he also gets to “get” the doctor. Though we don’t know if he will be having a slice himself or not. Apparently, the original ending was more like the book, but test audiences didn’t like it, so the producers insisted on a change (much to the director’s disapproval).
I’d have to say, over all, the movie was ok. I probably enjoyed it better than Silver Bullet, but not enough to say I’d go watch it again. Also, it’s a little harder to recommend than Silver Bullet. With Silver Bullet I can at least say if you are a fan of werewolf stories in general, you should probably try it out. But with this one, there isn’t really a “niche” to recommend it to. It’s not even really that much of a horror story (at least, not horror in the sense of jumps and frights and scares and gore and stuff). So really, the only reason to watch this movie is if you’ve read the book and liked it and are curious.
The book though, I’d recommend that. It was fun.
And there we go. Up next is Skeleton Crew, a short story collection. I’m actually a few stories into it already, but I have a movie to watch and I’ll wait until have that to do my first chunk of blogging for it. Hopefully, I’ll be watching the movie this weekend and I can get this whole blogging thing caught up and back on a reasonable schedule.
Thank you for reading.